Fifty Questions from Malone for Boz

1.Why’d you pick, “Boz?”
2.What does M Boz think that you do on the computer?
3.M Boz ever catch you surfing porn?
4.What do you know about Kev’s personal life based off of the top of your head? Don’t mention specific names of companies, cities, etc.
5.What are you surprised about? Meaning anything that you’re doing now that you never thought you’d ever be doing?
6.Ever married? Explain.
7.Last date. Explain.
8.Pets? Explain.
9.What are you good at? Meaning – everybody has at least ONE super, huge skill that they can do with relative ease. An uncanny talent. What’s yours?
10.Feel awkward being so tall?
11.Name a time or times when your deep voice helped or hindered you.
12.Last time drunk. Explain.
13.If you didn’t live where you live – what state/city and why?
14.Ever get arrested? Why or why not?
15.Number one hot actress besides – what the hell’s her name.
16.If you and Kev ever met up – what would you like to do?
17.Hottest internet blogger, besides me.
18.Typical day for Boz would be?
19.What food do you always have on hand?
20.Ever write stuff never seen?
21.What do you have hidden in your house that you don’t want people to find?
22.Three really honest-to-gosh heroes of Boz’s.
23.Enemies.
24.List all countries traveled to.
25.Last time punched anybody or anything?
26.There’s noise in the background. What is it?
27.Last time you ate a fruit and what was it.
28.I’m at question 28 right now – how do you feel so far?
29.You seem like a pretty organized chap, as far as I’ve seen. What aren’t you so good with keeping together?
30.What internet person do you despise?
31.Love?
32.Explain everything that you did today til’ now.
33.What would you really love for X-Mas if somebody could actually get it for you?
34.Movie that you’ve always meant to see and never did – and why?
35.What’s your number one vice that you wish you could get rid of?
36.What is one thing in your house that I would love to have?
37.What do you want of mine? Besides my soul, bastard. Already sold. Too late.
38.Ever seen True Romance? Thoughts…
39.Best new thing that you’ve seen on the internet recently.
40.Drawer closest to your left hand. What’s in it?
41.I’m your favorite, aren’t I?
42.If you had the choice of tax-free one million dollars or no more thyroid medical thingies, you’d pick?
43.If you had to sell ONE body part to a Chinese black market trader – it’d be?
44.Favorite writer?
45.Famous writer that’s an undeserving hack, besides me.
46.Who’d win in a fight – Michael Jackson or Stephen Hawking?
47.Should I get married?
48.Should Boz get married?
49.Oranges or apples?
50.Do you want one more question?
51.Well you get one anyway. What’d you learn about yourself after this glorious experience, Bozzius?