Fifty Questions from Boz for Malone

1. Would you rather be a dead rock star or a dead Kennedy?
2. If your best friend came up behind you, right now as you are sitting at the computer, what would he most likely say to you?
3. Singer Tom Waits once said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" do you agree or disagree with this statement?
4. If you could watch two bloggers performing a sex act with one another, what two bloggers would you choose, and what would their sex act be?
5. Who is your favorite Stooge not named Curley?
6. What is the Mann Act and have you ever violated it?
7. Is there anything under your bed that could get you in trouble?
8. If some guy who worked behind the counter of a convenience store told you that he was the second coming of Jesus Christ what would he have to do to convince you that he really was?
9. If you promised to pick someone up in your car but you forgot all about it what would you tell them happened?
10. Do you own any Hawaiian shirts?
11. Who is the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that you can never remember the name of?
12. How are you going to die?
13. Do you have trouble taking a leak in a public rest room if someone is using the urinal next to you?
14. If they made a movie of your life who would play your 11th grade English teacher?
15. What's the funniest joke you can remember from when you were eight years old?
16. If you could invite 5 famous murderers, past or present, to a theme dinner party who would you invite, and what would the theme be?
17. Pancho or Lefty?
18. If you were walking down the street and you saw a little girl crying in front of a burning house and she told you that her kitten was trapped in the house would you run in and try to save the kitten?
19. If you had a world map how long would it take you to find Albania?
20. Could you eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour if there was money riding on the outcome?
21. What is your favorite Chick Flick?
22. What was your last nightmare?
23. If a cousin you hadn't seen for at least ten years needed a new kidney, and you were a match, would you donate one of yours?
24. When you are on a drive in the country and you pass a cow in a field do you go mooooo?
25. Have you ever been mistaken for a celebrity?
26. How many refrigerator magnets do you have on your refrigerator?
27. What do you do when you get a really bad headache?
28. If someone orders a pizza with a topping that you don't like what do you?
29. If I came out to visit how long before you'd kick me out?
30. When you go out for breakfast and the waitress asks you what kind of toast you want what do you tell her?
31. Do you have trouble with the instructions on the pumps at self-serve gas stations?
32. Do you have trouble with the fact that some people consider you the baby jesus?
33. What is the most interesting thing that has happened to you in, on, or near a tree?
34. If you could visit any tourist attraction in the United States, that you had never visited before, which one would you choose?
35. What is your most annoying habit?
36. What does your girl friend think is your most annoying habit? Go ahead ask her, I'll wait.
37. What country has the best national anthem?
38. Do you do any impressions?
39. What is your blues name?
40. How many pillows are on your bed?
41. If you were a super hero what would be your weakness or Achilles Heel?
42. What are the contents of the waste paper basket that is nearest to where you are sitting?
43. Who fired the shot from the grassy knoll?
44. Do you pick up hitch hikers?
45. If the 7-11 is out of your brand of cigarettes what's your second choice?
46. If the need arose, would you be able to stuff a body in the trunk of your car?
47. Why is there a "y" and a second "n"?
48. Do you know of anyone who is jealous of you?
49. How long do you think you could live on the food scraps under the cushions of your couch?
50. So, seriously Malone, what's your excuse?