1.Why’d you pick, “Boz?”
2.What does M Boz think that you do on the computer?
3.M Boz ever catch you surfing porn?
4.What do you know about Kev’s personal life based off of the top of your head? Don’t mention specific names of companies, cities, etc.
5.What are you surprised about? Meaning anything that you’re doing now that you never thought you’d ever be doing?
6.Ever married? Explain.
7.Last date. Explain.
8.Pets? Explain.
9.What are you good at? Meaning – everybody has at least ONE super, huge skill that they can do with relative ease. An uncanny talent. What’s yours?
10.Feel awkward being so tall?
11.Name a time or times when your deep voice helped or hindered you.
12.Last time drunk. Explain.
13.If you didn’t live where you live – what state/city and why?
14.Ever get arrested? Why or why not?
15.Number one hot actress besides – what the hell’s her name.
16.If you and Kev ever met up – what would you like to do?
17.Hottest internet blogger, besides me.
18.Typical day for Boz would be?
19.What food do you always have on hand?
20.Ever write stuff never seen?
21.What do you have hidden in your house that you don’t want people to find?
22.Three really honest-to-gosh heroes of Boz’s.
23.Enemies.
24.List all countries traveled to.
25.Last time punched anybody or anything?
26.There’s noise in the background. What is it?
27.Last time you ate a fruit and what was it.
28.I’m at question 28 right now – how do you feel so far?
29.You seem like a pretty organized chap, as far as I’ve seen. What aren’t you so good with keeping together?
30.What internet person do you despise?
31.Love?
32.Explain everything that you did today til’ now.
33.What would you really love for X-Mas if somebody could actually get it for you?
34.Movie that you’ve always meant to see and never did – and why?
35.What’s your number one vice that you wish you could get rid of?
36.What is one thing in your house that I would love to have?
37.What do you want of mine? Besides my soul, bastard. Already sold. Too late.
38.Ever seen True Romance? Thoughts…
39.Best new thing that you’ve seen on the internet recently.
40.Drawer closest to your left hand. What’s in it?
41.I’m your favorite, aren’t I?
42.If you had the choice of tax-free one million dollars or no more thyroid medical thingies, you’d pick?
43.If you had to sell ONE body part to a Chinese black market trader – it’d be?
44.Favorite writer?
45.Famous writer that’s an undeserving hack, besides me.
46.Who’d win in a fight – Michael Jackson or Stephen Hawking?
47.Should I get married?
48.Should Boz get married?
49.Oranges or apples?
50.Do you want one more question?
51.Well you get one anyway. What’d you learn about yourself after this glorious experience, Bozzius?
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Fifty Questions from Boz for Malone
1. Would you rather be a dead rock star or a dead Kennedy?
2. If your best friend came up behind you, right now as you are sitting at the computer, what would he most likely say to you?
3. Singer Tom Waits once said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" do you agree or disagree with this statement?
4. If you could watch two bloggers performing a sex act with one another, what two bloggers would you choose, and what would their sex act be?
5. Who is your favorite Stooge not named Curley?
6. What is the Mann Act and have you ever violated it?
7. Is there anything under your bed that could get you in trouble?
8. If some guy who worked behind the counter of a convenience store told you that he was the second coming of Jesus Christ what would he have to do to convince you that he really was?
9. If you promised to pick someone up in your car but you forgot all about it what would you tell them happened?
10. Do you own any Hawaiian shirts?
11. Who is the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that you can never remember the name of?
12. How are you going to die?
13. Do you have trouble taking a leak in a public rest room if someone is using the urinal next to you?
14. If they made a movie of your life who would play your 11th grade English teacher?
15. What's the funniest joke you can remember from when you were eight years old?
16. If you could invite 5 famous murderers, past or present, to a theme dinner party who would you invite, and what would the theme be?
17. Pancho or Lefty?
18. If you were walking down the street and you saw a little girl crying in front of a burning house and she told you that her kitten was trapped in the house would you run in and try to save the kitten?
19. If you had a world map how long would it take you to find Albania?
20. Could you eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour if there was money riding on the outcome?
21. What is your favorite Chick Flick?
22. What was your last nightmare?
23. If a cousin you hadn't seen for at least ten years needed a new kidney, and you were a match, would you donate one of yours?
24. When you are on a drive in the country and you pass a cow in a field do you go mooooo?
25. Have you ever been mistaken for a celebrity?
26. How many refrigerator magnets do you have on your refrigerator?
27. What do you do when you get a really bad headache?
28. If someone orders a pizza with a topping that you don't like what do you?
29. If I came out to visit how long before you'd kick me out?
30. When you go out for breakfast and the waitress asks you what kind of toast you want what do you tell her?
31. Do you have trouble with the instructions on the pumps at self-serve gas stations?
32. Do you have trouble with the fact that some people consider you the baby jesus?
33. What is the most interesting thing that has happened to you in, on, or near a tree?
34. If you could visit any tourist attraction in the United States, that you had never visited before, which one would you choose?
35. What is your most annoying habit?
36. What does your girl friend think is your most annoying habit? Go ahead ask her, I'll wait.
37. What country has the best national anthem?
38. Do you do any impressions?
39. What is your blues name?
40. How many pillows are on your bed?
41. If you were a super hero what would be your weakness or Achilles Heel?
42. What are the contents of the waste paper basket that is nearest to where you are sitting?
43. Who fired the shot from the grassy knoll?
44. Do you pick up hitch hikers?
45. If the 7-11 is out of your brand of cigarettes what's your second choice?
46. If the need arose, would you be able to stuff a body in the trunk of your car?
47. Why is there a "y" and a second "n"?
48. Do you know of anyone who is jealous of you?
49. How long do you think you could live on the food scraps under the cushions of your couch?
50. So, seriously Malone, what's your excuse?
2. If your best friend came up behind you, right now as you are sitting at the computer, what would he most likely say to you?
3. Singer Tom Waits once said "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" do you agree or disagree with this statement?
4. If you could watch two bloggers performing a sex act with one another, what two bloggers would you choose, and what would their sex act be?
5. Who is your favorite Stooge not named Curley?
6. What is the Mann Act and have you ever violated it?
7. Is there anything under your bed that could get you in trouble?
8. If some guy who worked behind the counter of a convenience store told you that he was the second coming of Jesus Christ what would he have to do to convince you that he really was?
9. If you promised to pick someone up in your car but you forgot all about it what would you tell them happened?
10. Do you own any Hawaiian shirts?
11. Who is the dwarf from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs that you can never remember the name of?
12. How are you going to die?
13. Do you have trouble taking a leak in a public rest room if someone is using the urinal next to you?
14. If they made a movie of your life who would play your 11th grade English teacher?
15. What's the funniest joke you can remember from when you were eight years old?
16. If you could invite 5 famous murderers, past or present, to a theme dinner party who would you invite, and what would the theme be?
17. Pancho or Lefty?
18. If you were walking down the street and you saw a little girl crying in front of a burning house and she told you that her kitten was trapped in the house would you run in and try to save the kitten?
19. If you had a world map how long would it take you to find Albania?
20. Could you eat 50 hard boiled eggs in an hour if there was money riding on the outcome?
21. What is your favorite Chick Flick?
22. What was your last nightmare?
23. If a cousin you hadn't seen for at least ten years needed a new kidney, and you were a match, would you donate one of yours?
24. When you are on a drive in the country and you pass a cow in a field do you go mooooo?
25. Have you ever been mistaken for a celebrity?
26. How many refrigerator magnets do you have on your refrigerator?
27. What do you do when you get a really bad headache?
28. If someone orders a pizza with a topping that you don't like what do you?
29. If I came out to visit how long before you'd kick me out?
30. When you go out for breakfast and the waitress asks you what kind of toast you want what do you tell her?
31. Do you have trouble with the instructions on the pumps at self-serve gas stations?
32. Do you have trouble with the fact that some people consider you the baby jesus?
33. What is the most interesting thing that has happened to you in, on, or near a tree?
34. If you could visit any tourist attraction in the United States, that you had never visited before, which one would you choose?
35. What is your most annoying habit?
36. What does your girl friend think is your most annoying habit? Go ahead ask her, I'll wait.
37. What country has the best national anthem?
38. Do you do any impressions?
39. What is your blues name?
40. How many pillows are on your bed?
41. If you were a super hero what would be your weakness or Achilles Heel?
42. What are the contents of the waste paper basket that is nearest to where you are sitting?
43. Who fired the shot from the grassy knoll?
44. Do you pick up hitch hikers?
45. If the 7-11 is out of your brand of cigarettes what's your second choice?
46. If the need arose, would you be able to stuff a body in the trunk of your car?
47. Why is there a "y" and a second "n"?
48. Do you know of anyone who is jealous of you?
49. How long do you think you could live on the food scraps under the cushions of your couch?
50. So, seriously Malone, what's your excuse?
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